Short Facts......
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Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town 😄
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in his neighbourhood 😉
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again. 😇
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.😜😜😜
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them😜😜
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Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜😜😜
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.😉
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day😂
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.😜
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....😜😜
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Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument....😆😜
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!😜😜😆😜
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
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